Okay, so daddy stuffed up a little.
Whenever Mitchell goes to the loo he likes to flush the toilet himself. After doing a number two he looked into the bowl and then asked daddy “what’s that?”.
Without thinking daddy said “son, that’s a skidmark”.
So now whenever we’re helping Mitchie to do a poo on the loo he tells us that he’s making a skidmark. And after he’s done a poo he’ll tell everyone around that he made a skidmark.
Good one daddy.
Better than some of the other words you could have inadvertantly used.